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Doctor to patient, "I've got bad and worse news for you."<BR>
What's the bad news? "Your tests came in; you've 24 hours to live."<BR>
What's the worse news? "I was playing golf yesterday and forgot to
phone you."
Doctor to patient, "I've got bad and worse news for you."<BR>
What's the bad news? "Your tests came in; you've 24 hours to live."<BR>
What's the worse news? "I was playing golf yesterday and forgot to
phone you."
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