BEFORE I CAME TO COLLEGE I WISH I HAD KNOWN...
- that it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class I'd sleep
right through it
- that I would change so much and barely realize it
- that you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways
- that college kids throw airplanes, too
- that if you wear polyester everyone will ask you why you're so
dressed up
- that every clock on campus shows a different time
- that if you were smart in high school - so what?
- that I would go to a party the night before a final
- that chem labs require more time than all my other classes put
together
- that you can know everything and fail a test
- that you can know nothing and ace a test
- that I could get used to almost anything I found out about my
roomie
- that home is a great place to visit
- that most of my education would be obtained outside my classes
- that friendship is more than getting drunk together
- that I would be one of those people my parents warned me about
- that free food served at 10:00 is gone by 9:50
- that Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination
- that psychology is really biology, biology is really chemistry,
chemistry is really physics, and physics is really math
- that I really wouldn't be with that high school (boy/girl)friend
for the rest of my life
- that dorms can be both your lifeline and personal hell at the same
time
- that beer would play an intricate role in my future
- that Ramen and spaghetti would be my life
- how much I would miss my washer and dryer at home
- that I would no longer get allowance
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- that it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class I'd sleep
right through it
- that I would change so much and barely realize it
- that you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways
- that college kids throw airplanes, too
- that if you wear polyester everyone will ask you why you're so
dressed up
- that every clock on campus shows a different time
- that if you were smart in high school - so what?
- that I would go to a party the night before a final
- that chem labs require more time than all my other classes put
together
- that you can know everything and fail a test
- that you can know nothing and ace a test
- that I could get used to almost anything I found out about my
roomie
- that home is a great place to visit
- that most of my education would be obtained outside my classes
- that friendship is more than getting drunk together
- that I would be one of those people my parents warned me about
- that free food served at 10:00 is gone by 9:50
- that Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination
- that psychology is really biology, biology is really chemistry,
chemistry is really physics, and physics is really math
- that I really wouldn't be with that high school (boy/girl)friend
for the rest of my life
- that dorms can be both your lifeline and personal hell at the same
time
- that beer would play an intricate role in my future
- that Ramen and spaghetti would be my life
- how much I would miss my washer and dryer at home
- that I would no longer get allowance
To subscribe or unsubscribe send email with "add" or "remove" in the
subject line (without the quotes) to "gcfl-request@usa.net". Send
submissions and comments to "gcfl@usa.net". Or go to the web page:
http://www.angelfire.com/al/GCFL
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