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Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery
- 3 dollars a year for a million years.
What does a Divorce in Alabama, a Tornado in Kansas and a Hurricane
in Florida have in common?
- Somebody's fixin' to lose them a house trailer.
What do you get when you have 32 Alabamians in the same room?
- A full set of teeth.
Two Alabamians are walking down different ends of a street toward
each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says,
"Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"
An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door,
telephoned the fire department and shouted,
"Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"What do you mean? Don't you still have those big red trucks?"
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
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Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery
- 3 dollars a year for a million years.
What does a Divorce in Alabama, a Tornado in Kansas and a Hurricane
in Florida have in common?
- Somebody's fixin' to lose them a house trailer.
What do you get when you have 32 Alabamians in the same room?
- A full set of teeth.
Two Alabamians are walking down different ends of a street toward
each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says,
"Hey Tommy Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"
"I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"
An Alabamian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door,
telephoned the fire department and shouted,
"Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"What do you mean? Don't you still have those big red trucks?"
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
To subscribe or unsubscribe send email with "add" or "remove" in the
subject line (without the quotes) to "gcfl-request@usa.net". Send
submissions and comments to "gcfl@usa.net". Or go to the web page:
http://www.angelfire.com/al/GCFL
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