You're Watching a Bad Mini-Series
10. The last don is played by Don Knotts
9. The plot revolves around whether a fat guy will get
up from a couch or not
8. The big cliffhanger: "who fed clam dip to the dog?"
7. It stars Siskel as Ebert
6. It's called, "Booty Call: The Mini-Series"
5. All 38 characters are portrayed by Tori Spelling
4. It's an all-monkey production of "Gone With The Wind"
3. Includes scene in which Mary Todd Lincoln works
out with a "Buttmaster"
2. Five words: Richard Simmons is Harry Truman
1. Takes place only 12 leagues under the sea
MERCURY COMMUNICATIONS GROUP, INC.
10. The last don is played by Don Knotts
9. The plot revolves around whether a fat guy will get
up from a couch or not
8. The big cliffhanger: "who fed clam dip to the dog?"
7. It stars Siskel as Ebert
6. It's called, "Booty Call: The Mini-Series"
5. All 38 characters are portrayed by Tori Spelling
4. It's an all-monkey production of "Gone With The Wind"
3. Includes scene in which Mary Todd Lincoln works
out with a "Buttmaster"
2. Five words: Richard Simmons is Harry Truman
1. Takes place only 12 leagues under the sea
MERCURY COMMUNICATIONS GROUP, INC.
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