Top Ten Other Things President Clinton Won't Apologize For
10. That clumsy pass he made at Mrs. Yeltsin
9. Spray-Painting "casa de tubby" on the side of the white house
8. Trying to impress his dates by wearing underpants that read
"The buck stops here"
7. Spreading rumor that Bob Dole is old when, in fact, he's only 36
6. Playing the "bubbasaurus" in "Ghost Dinosaur '97"
5. His short-lived sitcom "everybody loves fatboy"
4. Requiring all female white house staffers to wear hooters
uniforms *
3. Being such a handsome son-of-a-B((&^%
2. His five-year affair with Frank Gifford
1. Roger
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10. That clumsy pass he made at Mrs. Yeltsin
9. Spray-Painting "casa de tubby" on the side of the white house
8. Trying to impress his dates by wearing underpants that read
"The buck stops here"
7. Spreading rumor that Bob Dole is old when, in fact, he's only 36
6. Playing the "bubbasaurus" in "Ghost Dinosaur '97"
5. His short-lived sitcom "everybody loves fatboy"
4. Requiring all female white house staffers to wear hooters
uniforms *
3. Being such a handsome son-of-a-B((&^%
2. His five-year affair with Frank Gifford
1. Roger
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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