BIRTHDAY QUOTES
I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she
reminds me about it.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a
birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Birthdays, humph.... My folks were so poor we couldn't give my
sister a sweet 16 party until she was 28.
On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She
let me win an argument.
A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for
her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.
We know when we're getting old when the only thing we want for our
birthday is not to be reminded of it.
It's so sad to grow old alone. My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4
years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows.
By the time the last candle was lit on her birthday cake in February,
the first one had gone out. If she ever told her real age her
birthday cake would be a fire hazard. When it was fully lit it
looked like a prairie fire.
I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she
reminds me about it.
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a
birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Birthdays, humph.... My folks were so poor we couldn't give my
sister a sweet 16 party until she was 28.
On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She
let me win an argument.
A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for
her birthday, but even knows what she's going to exchange it for.
We know when we're getting old when the only thing we want for our
birthday is not to be reminded of it.
It's so sad to grow old alone. My wife hasn't had a birthday in 4
years. She was born in the year of our Lord-only-knows.
By the time the last candle was lit on her birthday cake in February,
the first one had gone out. If she ever told her real age her
birthday cake would be a fire hazard. When it was fully lit it
looked like a prairie fire.
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