From News of the Weird, May 31, 1997:
In December, the Canadian Defense Department issued a 17-
page set of guidelines for manufacturers who wish to compete for
new contracts to supply underwear to the military. Among the
most challenging requirements are that one pair must be able to be
worn for six-month stints in the field and that the garment must be
invisible to night-vision goggles so that a skivvy-clad soldier does
not offer a target to snipers.
Copyright 1997 by Universal Press Syndicate.
In December, the Canadian Defense Department issued a 17-
page set of guidelines for manufacturers who wish to compete for
new contracts to supply underwear to the military. Among the
most challenging requirements are that one pair must be able to be
worn for six-month stints in the field and that the garment must be
invisible to night-vision goggles so that a skivvy-clad soldier does
not offer a target to snipers.
Copyright 1997 by Universal Press Syndicate.
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