skin graft
There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's
face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft
any skin from her body because she was so thin. The husband then donated
some of his skin...
However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks.
The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this
was a very delicate matter!
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new
beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends
and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty!
She was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to thank him for what
he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did
for
me! There is no way I could ever repay you!!!
He replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks enough every time
your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!"
There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident. The woman's
face was burned severely. The doctor told the husband they couldn't graft
any skin from her body because she was so thin. The husband then donated
some of his skin...
However, the only place suitable to the doctor was from his buttocks.
The husband requested that no one be told of this, because after all this
was a very delicate matter!
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new
beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever did before! All her friends
and relatives just ranted and raved at her youthful beauty!
She was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to thank him for what
he did. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did
for
me! There is no way I could ever repay you!!!
He replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey, I get plenty thanks enough every time
your mother comes over and kisses you on your cheek!!"
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