Candidates for The Seven Wonders of the Modern World 16> The Mindnumbingly Long Lines of Disneyland <BR><BR> 15> The Laserama Spectacular behind the Great Pyramid of Giza <BR><BR> 14> The Weighty Conscience of Orenthal James <BR><BR> 13> The Great Statue of Gore <BR><BR> 12> The Towering Hair of Don King <BR><BR> 11> The Mighty Member of Wilt <BR><BR> 10> The Perpetual Sitcoms of Tom Arnold <BR><BR> 9> The Unnaturally Taut Skin of Joan Rivers <BR><BR> 8> The Whip of Miracle <BR><BR> 7> The Inexplicable Career of Guttenberg <BR><BR> 6> The Five Noses of Jacko <BR><BR> 5> The Hanging Testicles of The Rolling Stones <BR><BR> 4> The Detachable Unit of Bobbitt <BR><BR> 3> The Talking Buttocks of Carrey <BR><BR> 2> Martha Stewart's No-Fuss Cheesecake <BR><BR> and the Number 1 Candidate for The Seven Wonders of the Modern World.

Candidates for The Seven Wonders of the Modern World

16> The Mindnumbingly Long Lines of Disneyland
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15> The Laserama Spectacular behind the Great Pyramid of Giza
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14> The Weighty Conscience of Orenthal James
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13> The Great Statue of Gore
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12> The Towering Hair of Don King
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11> The Mighty Member of Wilt
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10> The Perpetual Sitcoms of Tom Arnold
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9> The Unnaturally Taut Skin of Joan Rivers
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8> The Whip of Miracle
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7> The Inexplicable Career of Guttenberg
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6> The Five Noses of Jacko
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5> The Hanging Testicles of The Rolling Stones
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4> The Detachable Unit of Bobbitt
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3> The Talking Buttocks of Carrey
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2> Martha Stewart's No-Fuss Cheesecake
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and the Number 1 Candidate for
The Seven Wonders of the Modern World...
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1> The Mighty Molars of Marv


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