Signs of Trouble on the Fleetwood Mac Tour
15> Stevie Nicks's shawl now used for warmth, not fashion.
14> The Clintons leave early, feigning illness.
13> Mick Fleetwood no longer just looks like a dirty old man,
he IS a dirty old man.
12> Rehearsal time scarce, between AA meetings, tarot readings,
attorney consultations & the search for the perfect bon bon.
11> Stevie taking Thanksgiving Day off to appear in Macy's
parade this year.
10> Security thugs get out of hand after downing a case of
Metamucil.
9> Distinct possibility of WonderBra collapse threatens nearby
homes.
8> Confused seniors in audience keep yelling for "Hotel
California."
7> Half the audience believes that Stevie Nicks has been replaced
by Sally Struthers.
6> More trailer trucks carrying beauty aids than musical
equipment.
5> Harvey Fierstein filling in for Stevie more and more
frequently.
4> Irony of "Fleetwood Mac Tour - Sold Out" T-shirts lost on aging
boomer fans.
3> After age 40, the "cute hippy chick" look mysteriously changes
into the "nutty bag lady" look.
2> Stevie's twirls, coupled with her bladder problem, leave the
front row wetter than at a Gallagher concert.
and the Number 1 Sign of Trouble on the Fleetwood Mac Tour...
1> "Tusk" now refers to Christine McVie's stubborn nose hair.
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
15> Stevie Nicks's shawl now used for warmth, not fashion.
14> The Clintons leave early, feigning illness.
13> Mick Fleetwood no longer just looks like a dirty old man,
he IS a dirty old man.
12> Rehearsal time scarce, between AA meetings, tarot readings,
attorney consultations & the search for the perfect bon bon.
11> Stevie taking Thanksgiving Day off to appear in Macy's
parade this year.
10> Security thugs get out of hand after downing a case of
Metamucil.
9> Distinct possibility of WonderBra collapse threatens nearby
homes.
8> Confused seniors in audience keep yelling for "Hotel
California."
7> Half the audience believes that Stevie Nicks has been replaced
by Sally Struthers.
6> More trailer trucks carrying beauty aids than musical
equipment.
5> Harvey Fierstein filling in for Stevie more and more
frequently.
4> Irony of "Fleetwood Mac Tour - Sold Out" T-shirts lost on aging
boomer fans.
3> After age 40, the "cute hippy chick" look mysteriously changes
into the "nutty bag lady" look.
2> Stevie's twirls, coupled with her bladder problem, leave the
front row wetter than at a Gallagher concert.
and the Number 1 Sign of Trouble on the Fleetwood Mac Tour...
1> "Tusk" now refers to Christine McVie's stubborn nose hair.
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
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