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A small plane pilot found himself lost in poor weather, the passengers & he
became concerned. Deciding to reduce altitude he found himself flying
around a building where he saw a man at a window. Yelling from the plane
he asked the man of his location. The man replied "You're in a plane!". A
knowing look spread accross the pilot's face and immediately he was able to
not only find his way but land safely at the airport. Stunned but elated
passengers asked how he knew where to land? He replied, "When the man gave
totally useless information, I knew I was at the Microsoft technical
support building, exactly five miles from the airport!"
A small plane pilot found himself lost in poor weather, the passengers & he
became concerned. Deciding to reduce altitude he found himself flying
around a building where he saw a man at a window. Yelling from the plane
he asked the man of his location. The man replied "You're in a plane!". A
knowing look spread accross the pilot's face and immediately he was able to
not only find his way but land safely at the airport. Stunned but elated
passengers asked how he knew where to land? He replied, "When the man gave
totally useless information, I knew I was at the Microsoft technical
support building, exactly five miles from the airport!"
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