Comprehending Mathematicians -- Take Two
A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed
to be in a room but 5 come out, 2 must go in to return the room to an
empty state.
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A mathematician is a person who says that, when 3 people are supposed
to be in a room but 5 come out, 2 must go in to return the room to an
empty state.
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