Surprising Details in Tom Brokaw's New Contract
10. Every morning, gets a deep-tissue massage from Willard Scott
9. Will now be known as "Tommy B, the news-talkin' dude"
8. Two words: vibrating desk
7. Network agrees to cover cost of painting flames on his van
6. When he's Santa at NBC Christmas party, Katie Couric has to
sit on his lap
5. Entire $7 million salary will be paid in lottery tickets
4. Special security detail for his refrigerator whenever Al
*Roker is in the building
3. Co-anchor job for his new girlfriend Jenny McCarthy
2. Will now end each news story by saying, "What a load of crap"
1. Gets to deliver the news in a halter-top
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
10. Every morning, gets a deep-tissue massage from Willard Scott
9. Will now be known as "Tommy B, the news-talkin' dude"
8. Two words: vibrating desk
7. Network agrees to cover cost of painting flames on his van
6. When he's Santa at NBC Christmas party, Katie Couric has to
sit on his lap
5. Entire $7 million salary will be paid in lottery tickets
4. Special security detail for his refrigerator whenever Al
*Roker is in the building
3. Co-anchor job for his new girlfriend Jenny McCarthy
2. Will now end each news story by saying, "What a load of crap"
1. Gets to deliver the news in a halter-top
(C) 1997 Worldwide Pants, Incorporated. All Rights Reserved
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