Signs the Ice Cream Truck Driver is Nuts 15> To balance the yin of Good Humor,

Signs the Ice Cream Truck Driver is Nuts

15> To balance the yin of Good Humor, offers the yang from frozen
Bile on a Stick.

14> Number of kills clearly marked on the side of his truck.

13> Thinks he's always "being followed by someone disguised as
little children."

12> His route takes him down your street at precisely 3:30 am every
morning.

11> Comes to work wearing only a strategically placed waffle cone.

10> All the flavors have the word "Opossum" somewhere in their
titles.

9> Happy calliope music replaced with Mozart’s "Requiem."

8> Offers three flavors: Chocolate, Vanilla, and Sacred Blood of
the Martyrs.

7> Popsicles, Creamsicles, Fudgesicles -- sure. Spleensicles?
Never heard of ‘em!

6> "Little Mr. Softee" always making surprise appearances.

5> Every time you get close to his truck he guns it and laughs
while yelling, "Maybe next time, Lardass!"

4> On Tuesdays, drives backwards and demands ice cream from little
kids.

3> Ice cream sandwiches come with alfalfa sprouts, dijon mustard
and a pickle.

2> "Ice cream! Get your... HEY, YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! GET THE
HELL AWAY FROM MY TRUCK! ...Ice cream, get your ice cream!..."


and the Number 1 Sign the Ice Cream Truck Driver is Nuts...


1> Likes Jerry, but thinks Ben is "a real turd."


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