New Additions to the Graceland Tour
15> "Sit On the Throne Where The King Died" photo booth
14> In-house theme restaurant: "The Last Chili Donut"
13> Animatronic Elvis collapses in the bathroom every 5 minutes
12> "Aron" or "Aaron" live debate with G. Gordon Liddy and Noam
Chomsky
11> Fossilized fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, found
underneath the couch in the Jungle Room
10> The Michael Jackson Target Practice Shooting Range
9> Virtual Reality "Delusions of Persecution" room
8> Free copy of "12 Steps to Getting a Life" with any purchase
from the gift shop over $50
7> Computer-generated "Meatball's-Eye-View Trip through Elvis's
Body"
6> Elvis's Smith & Wesson remote TV control
5> New condom gift shop features "The Thin Elvis" and "The Fat
Elvis"
4> The Elvis-Spins-in-His-Grave rotisserie that starts
automatically when you say "Michael Jackson" or "King of Pop"
3> Elvis's deep fryer -- large enough to accommodate an entire cow
2> Ye Olde Colonel Parker Apothecary Shoppe
and the Number 1 New Addition to the Graceland Tour...
1> The "King's Colon" rollercoaster
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
15> "Sit On the Throne Where The King Died" photo booth
14> In-house theme restaurant: "The Last Chili Donut"
13> Animatronic Elvis collapses in the bathroom every 5 minutes
12> "Aron" or "Aaron" live debate with G. Gordon Liddy and Noam
Chomsky
11> Fossilized fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, found
underneath the couch in the Jungle Room
10> The Michael Jackson Target Practice Shooting Range
9> Virtual Reality "Delusions of Persecution" room
8> Free copy of "12 Steps to Getting a Life" with any purchase
from the gift shop over $50
7> Computer-generated "Meatball's-Eye-View Trip through Elvis's
Body"
6> Elvis's Smith & Wesson remote TV control
5> New condom gift shop features "The Thin Elvis" and "The Fat
Elvis"
4> The Elvis-Spins-in-His-Grave rotisserie that starts
automatically when you say "Michael Jackson" or "King of Pop"
3> Elvis's deep fryer -- large enough to accommodate an entire cow
2> Ye Olde Colonel Parker Apothecary Shoppe
and the Number 1 New Addition to the Graceland Tour...
1> The "King's Colon" rollercoaster
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
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