Surprises in "G.I. Jane"
15> Jane assigned to the Armored Division when a general comments
that she "would look mighty good in a tank top."
14> Demi court-martialed for "conduct unbecoming a stripper."
13> George Hamilton stars as womanizing Commander-in-Chief Bill
Clinton.
12> Although she is below the other soldiers in rank, she still
manages to get them all to stand at attention.
11> First there was Sigourney Weaver, and now it's official:
Guys dig bald chicks!
10> Moving scene in which Jane is awarded the Bronze Tassel.
9> While doing one-arm pushups, Demi uses other arm to slam
tequila shooters.
8> Government issued breasts don't perform as well as civilian
breasts.
7> Nude scene with G.I. Jane showing G.I. Joe *her* Kung-Fu grip
edited out to avoid NC-17 rating.
6> Entire Joe Eszterhaus-penned script consists of hazing scenes
where they push medals into Demi's chest.
5> Strangely familiar final line: "We'll always have Paris Island."
4> Special cameo by Jim Carrey as wacky Navy gynecologist.
3> Gristled old drill sergeants played by Demi's mom and a buffed
Bea Arthur.
2> First choice for the role? Tom Cruise.
and the Number 1 Surprise in "G.I. Jane"...
1> Under water, no one can hear your acting suck.
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
15> Jane assigned to the Armored Division when a general comments
that she "would look mighty good in a tank top."
14> Demi court-martialed for "conduct unbecoming a stripper."
13> George Hamilton stars as womanizing Commander-in-Chief Bill
Clinton.
12> Although she is below the other soldiers in rank, she still
manages to get them all to stand at attention.
11> First there was Sigourney Weaver, and now it's official:
Guys dig bald chicks!
10> Moving scene in which Jane is awarded the Bronze Tassel.
9> While doing one-arm pushups, Demi uses other arm to slam
tequila shooters.
8> Government issued breasts don't perform as well as civilian
breasts.
7> Nude scene with G.I. Jane showing G.I. Joe *her* Kung-Fu grip
edited out to avoid NC-17 rating.
6> Entire Joe Eszterhaus-penned script consists of hazing scenes
where they push medals into Demi's chest.
5> Strangely familiar final line: "We'll always have Paris Island."
4> Special cameo by Jim Carrey as wacky Navy gynecologist.
3> Gristled old drill sergeants played by Demi's mom and a buffed
Bea Arthur.
2> First choice for the role? Tom Cruise.
and the Number 1 Surprise in "G.I. Jane"...
1> Under water, no one can hear your acting suck.
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
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