Surprises in "G.I. Jane" 15> Jane assigned to the Armored Division when a general comments that she "would look mighty good in a tank top." 14> Demi court-martialed for "conduct unbecoming a stripper." 13> George Hamilton stars as womanizing Commander-in-Chief Bill Clinton.

Surprises in "G.I. Jane"

15> Jane assigned to the Armored Division when a general comments
that she "would look mighty good in a tank top."

14> Demi court-martialed for "conduct unbecoming a stripper."

13> George Hamilton stars as womanizing Commander-in-Chief Bill
Clinton.

12> Although she is below the other soldiers in rank, she still
manages to get them all to stand at attention.

11> First there was Sigourney Weaver, and now it's official:
Guys dig bald chicks!

10> Moving scene in which Jane is awarded the Bronze Tassel.

9> While doing one-arm pushups, Demi uses other arm to slam
tequila shooters.

8> Government issued breasts don't perform as well as civilian
breasts.

7> Nude scene with G.I. Jane showing G.I. Joe *her* Kung-Fu grip
edited out to avoid NC-17 rating.

6> Entire Joe Eszterhaus-penned script consists of hazing scenes
where they push medals into Demi's chest.

5> Strangely familiar final line: "We'll always have Paris Island."

4> Special cameo by Jim Carrey as wacky Navy gynecologist.

3> Gristled old drill sergeants played by Demi's mom and a buffed
Bea Arthur.

2> First choice for the role? Tom Cruise.


and the Number 1 Surprise in "G.I. Jane"...


1> Under water, no one can hear your acting suck.


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