Old TV Show Plots Updated for the 90's (Part II) 15> "Lassie" -

Old TV Show Plots Updated for the 90's (Part II)

15> "Lassie" -- Timmy falls down the old well, bringing a CNN news
crew and a dozen benefit concerts before Lassie can even say,
"Woof".

14> "Lost in Space" -- Hilarity abounds when the Robot discovers
what appears to be a remote control car examining rocks on the
red planet.

13> "Bonanza" -- Federal ATF agents lay siege to the Ponderosa
after Adam, Hoss, and Little Joe declare themselves "Freemen."

12> "Diff'rent Strokes" -- Willis joins the Dallas Cowboys.

11> "My Three Sons" -- Ernie learns a valuable lesson about
genital warts.

10> "MTV's Gilligan's Island" -- Seven people from diverse
backgrounds arrive at a hip exotic South Pacific island, where
they'll room together for the next few years while a camera
crew records it all.

9> "Dobie Gillis" -- Maynard G. Krebbs smokes some bad crack and
hallucinates that he's a castaway stuck on an island with a
bunch of other nitwits.

8> "Happy Days" -- Fonzie contracts herpes but is quickly healed
after snapping his fingers and yelling, "Hey!"

7> "Hogan's Heroes" -- Sgt. Schultz opens a great new soup
restaurant in Manhattan.

6> "The Honeymooners" -- Trixie and Alice surprise the boys by
returning from the mall with pierced tongues.

5> "The Fugitive" -- Dr. Richard Kimble, the prime suspect in his
wife's murder, decides to stop searching for the "real
murderer" so he can concentrate on his golf game.

4> "The Brady Bunch" -- A loan shark shows Greg the ins and outs
of a compound fracture, and Marcia gets hit in the nose by a
drive-by shooting.

3> "Mork and Mindy" -- Mindy panics when "Dr. Mork" breaks out
the probe.

2> "The Andy Griffith Show" -- Guest star Michael Jackson's keen
interest in Opie has Andy worried and Barney in a snit.


and the Number 1 Old TV Show Plot Updated for the 90's...


1> "Bewitched" -- Samantha gives Darren a permanent woody;
Endora mischievously relocates it to his forehead; Darren
explains it to Larry Tate by saying it's part of his new
marketing campaign for Unicorn Industries.



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