Mistakes Made on the MIR Space Station 16> Spacesuits made by Kathie Lee's plant in Siberia.

Mistakes Made on the MIR Space Station

16> Spacesuits made by Kathie Lee's plant in Siberia.

15> Freeze-dried lard sandwiches never as good as the real thing.

14> Souvenir shop takes up way too much room.

13> Forgot to set the VCR in Minsk to tape "Breshnev Hills 90210."

12> American's hairdryer keeps shorting out the Russian life-support
systems.

11> Replacing hydraulic fluid with Borscht seemed cost effective at
the time.

10> Sending up Duplo blocks to make repairs on a Lego structure.

9> The American brought "ALIEN" video along, and now Dimitri is
having trouble sleeping.

8> Shouldn't have let Yeltsin drive the docking craft.

7> Boy, did the kaka hit the fan when those personal waste
containment system O-rings failed.

6> Flaming Stoli shots behave a bit differently in a weightless,
high-oxygen environment.

5> "Dammit, Jimski! I'm a doctor, not a cosmonaut!!"

4> No real need for doggie door.

3> Should've accepted that ride home from Moose and Squirrel when
they had the chance.

2> "Heat-resistant outer layer" installed by Earl Scheib for $99.


and the Number 1 Mistake Made on the MIR Space Station...


1> Every third orbit, Cosmonauts get 'faced and try to whiz on
Germany.


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