e Top 15 Rejected Guinness World Record Categories 15> Attending Physician,

e Top 15 Rejected Guinness World Record Categories

15> Attending Physician, Most Botched Assisted Suicides

14> Most Personal E-mails Posted on Company Time

13> Longest Sustained Yeast Infection

12> Worst Imitation of Humphrey Bogart

11> Grooviest Shag Carpeting

10> Most Batter-Dipped, Deep-Fried Gila Monster Tails Consumed in
One Sitting

9> Yo! World's Phattest Man!

8> Slowest 100-Meter Dash While Hopped Up on Amphetamines

7> Greatest Number of Donuts Carried Without Using One's Hands

6> Most Phone Conversations with Dionne Warwick Without a
Lotto Win

5> Tallest Inhabitable Structure Made Entirely from Rice
Crispy Treats

4> Servings of Haggis Consumed by a Legally Sane Non-Scotsman

3> Most Repetitions of the Phrase "THIS is comedy?" Uttered
During a Gallagher Performance

2> Worst Pronunciation of "Cunanan"


and the Number 1 Rejected Guinness World Record Category...


1> The Fastest Post-Divorce Rebound and Artificial Insemination
of a Woman You Hardly Know, In a Hopeless Effort to Convince
the World that You are Not a Pedophile


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