YOU MAY BE AN ENGINEER
51) If you have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN
stands for
52) If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family's first color TV with
a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew up
thinking that was normal
53) If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size
screw driver to use
54) If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
55) If people groan at the party when you pick out the music
56) If you can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time this week
57) If people hound you for pocket protectors at Halloween time
58) If you did the sound system for your senior prom
59) If your checkbook always balances
60) If your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
61) If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
62) If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
63) If you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers
64) If you think your computer looks better without the cover
65) If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they didn't get
enough sleep
66) If your wife hasn't the foggiest idea what you do at work
67) If you spend more on your home computer than your car
68) If you know what http:/ stands for
69) If you've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio
70) If you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your
garage
71) If your favorite part of the 6 o clock news is comparing their latest
satellite weather picture with yours
72) If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain
atmospheric absorption theory
73) If your lap-top computer costs more than your car
74) If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate
51) If you have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN
stands for
52) If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family's first color TV with
a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew up
thinking that was normal
53) If you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size
screw driver to use
54) If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting
55) If people groan at the party when you pick out the music
56) If you can't remember where you parked your car for the 3rd time this week
57) If people hound you for pocket protectors at Halloween time
58) If you did the sound system for your senior prom
59) If your checkbook always balances
60) If your girlfriend says the way you dress is no reflection on her
61) If your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone
62) If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life
63) If you thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers
64) If you think your computer looks better without the cover
65) If you think that when people around you yawn, its because they didn't get
enough sleep
66) If your wife hasn't the foggiest idea what you do at work
67) If you spend more on your home computer than your car
68) If you know what http:/ stands for
69) If you've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio
70) If you have a neatly sorted collection of old bolts and nuts in your
garage
71) If your favorite part of the 6 o clock news is comparing their latest
satellite weather picture with yours
72) If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain
atmospheric absorption theory
73) If your lap-top computer costs more than your car
74) If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate
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