Top 10 Events That Have Taken Place Since the Tyson -

Top 10 Events That Have Taken Place Since the Tyson - Holyfield Fight

10. Star Trek's Spock has apparently gone into hiding

9. Tyson has been banned from the Islamic faith citing his eating
of red meat as the cause

8. Mike Tyson has been declared the new Heavyweight "Biter" of the
World!


7. In a recent interview, Robin Givens has been quoted as saying "I
told you so!"

6. Jeffery Dahmer's cousin has recently shown an increased interest
in boxing

5. Holyfield has just inked a deal to become a new Miracle Ear
spokesperson

4. New York Time's front page headline reads "Mike Tyson Earmarks
His Doom"

3. When asked if he thought he could win the fight, Tyson replies
"I think I bit off more than I can chew."

2. In a private conversation with Don King after the fight, an
eavesdropper reported hearing Tyson saying, "You're right, it did
taste like chicken!"

1. When Holyfield was asked about the ruthless attack, his response
was simply "Ear today, gone tomorrow."