Rub the lamp
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how
badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a
magic lamp washing up onshore.
She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!
The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him.
As a consolation, the genie informs that he will give her three wishes.
But, he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he
will give her ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she
wishes.
The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but
she makes her first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars. The
genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one billion
one-dollar bills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is
now the recipient of 10 billion dollars.
The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second
wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own
private beach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie then
reminds again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished
for, and points down the beach to a small development of ten such
mansions.
Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last
wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman
informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do this,
the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten times
what she wishes for.
No problem, said the woman as she grinned in ecstacy. For my last
wish...
"I'd like to give birth to twins".
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how
badly screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a
magic lamp washing up onshore.
She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!
The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him.
As a consolation, the genie informs that he will give her three wishes.
But, he cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he
will give her ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she
wishes.
The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but
she makes her first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars. The
genie grants her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one billion
one-dollar bills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is
now the recipient of 10 billion dollars.
The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second
wish. The second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own
private beach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie then
reminds again that her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished
for, and points down the beach to a small development of ten such
mansions.
Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last
wish. Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman
informs the genie that she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do this,
the genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten times
what she wishes for.
No problem, said the woman as she grinned in ecstacy. For my last
wish...
"I'd like to give birth to twins".
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