How To Tell If You Might Be A "High-Tech" Redneck
If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a
laptop"
If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and
Wesson"
If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a
cellular phone.
If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT"
If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you
still don't miss her
If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on
If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck,
tractor, or farm animal
If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"
If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page"
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a
laptop"
If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and
Wesson"
If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a
cellular phone.
If your baseball cap read "DEC" instead of "CAT"
If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined
If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you
still don't miss her
If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on
If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy"
If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck,
tractor, or farm animal
If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all"
Related:
- YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF...
A team of you and your co-workers have set out to modify the antenna
on the radio in your work area for better reception
All your sentences begin with "what if"
At Christmas,
it goes without saying that you will be the one to... - You May Be a Geek if.....You...
1. Have e-mail addresses on more than 3 servers.
2. For fun you think up funny domain names. (My favorite... - YOU KNOW YOU'RE TOO SERIOUS ABOUT COMPUTERS...
If you did an error-free installation of Windows 95.
When your modem starts smoking. If no one can reach... - YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
You've ever cut your grass and found a car.
You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't... - You Know You've Been Online Too Long When...
** Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
** When you are reading something printed, you wish... - E-mail Junkie
You know you're an E-mail Junkie if:
1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom... - You Might Be A Redneck If...
** The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your
spouse.
** You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the... - Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of The 90's
** You try to enter your password on the microwave.
** You now think of three espressos as "getting wasted... - YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET WHEN:
* You take a vacation,
but only after buying a cellular modem and a laptop...
