"Mrs. Jones, can Billy come out and play baseball with us?"
"Johnny you know Billy can't play baseball he was born with
no arms or legs."
"That's O.K. we want to use him as second base."
"Johnny you know Billy can't play baseball he was born with
no arms or legs."
"That's O.K. we want to use him as second base."
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- quot;Doctor, it's my husband -- I think he needs psychiatric help."
"Why, what seems to be the trouble?" "... - Farmer Brown got an irate call one night from Farmer Jones.
"Brown, your boy has been up here pissing in the... - The parish priest couldn't resist the pretty young girl.
She was reciting her confession, and it was all too... - quot;Come, come," said Curly.
"Let's off to a decimal place I know and I'll... - quot;Ho, Ho," he said. "What a symmetric little asymptote you have.
I can see your angles have lots of Secs."... - quot;Mr. Solomon, you're Jewish," the priest replied.
"Why are you telling me?" "I'm telling... - quot;What order are you?"
the brute demanded... - quot;Oh, yeah? What are you doing stark-naked?"
"Oh, my God!" he exclaimed, glancing down... - quot;ArcSinh!"
she gasped...
