3 old ladies
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various
things.
One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This
morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't
remember whether I had just come up or was about to go
down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day,
I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember
whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!"
The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just as
good as it's always been, knock on wood." She raps the
table. With a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's
there?"
Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various
things.
One lady says, "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This
morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn't
remember whether I had just come up or was about to go
down."
The second lady says, "You think that's bad? The other day,
I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn't remember
whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!"
The third lady smiles smugly. "Well, my memory's just as
good as it's always been, knock on wood." She raps the
table. With a startled look on her face, she asks, "Who's
there?"
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