The Top 15 Other Boycotts of the Southern Baptists
15> Christmas carols, for promoting gay apparel
14> The Food Channel, because of repeated use of the terms "Beef
Tenderloins" and "Chicken Breast"
13> Devils Food Chocolate Birthday Cakes--oh, what the heck,
birthdays, too!
12> Richard Simmons, because "There's something just not quite
right about that man."
11> McDonald's, because "They're Irish."
10> "Poblec Skools"
9> No more Marilyn Manson concerts performed in Disney-owned
venues
8> Pink Panther - gay or communist, hard to tell, doesn't
matter
7> Warner Brothers for putting a talking, naked-from-the-waist-
down pig in their cartoons
6> Ben-Gay Ointment
5> Marvin Gaye records
4> The Smithsonian's Homo Erectus exhibit
3> Mentos? The *Devil's* candy!
2> Federal Express - no respectable company says "package" in
public
and the Number 1 Other Boycott of the Southern Baptists...
1> The New York Yankees, because George Steinbrenner is an
assho -- Uh, a wretched sinner
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
15> Christmas carols, for promoting gay apparel
14> The Food Channel, because of repeated use of the terms "Beef
Tenderloins" and "Chicken Breast"
13> Devils Food Chocolate Birthday Cakes--oh, what the heck,
birthdays, too!
12> Richard Simmons, because "There's something just not quite
right about that man."
11> McDonald's, because "They're Irish."
10> "Poblec Skools"
9> No more Marilyn Manson concerts performed in Disney-owned
venues
8> Pink Panther - gay or communist, hard to tell, doesn't
matter
7> Warner Brothers for putting a talking, naked-from-the-waist-
down pig in their cartoons
6> Ben-Gay Ointment
5> Marvin Gaye records
4> The Smithsonian's Homo Erectus exhibit
3> Mentos? The *Devil's* candy!
2> Federal Express - no respectable company says "package" in
public
and the Number 1 Other Boycott of the Southern Baptists...
1> The New York Yankees, because George Steinbrenner is an
assho -- Uh, a wretched sinner
This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff Davis, Inc.
The Top Five List top5@walrus.com http://www.topfive.com
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