Subsist entirely on pickles for a week. Vomit often.
Related:
- Q: Hear about the guy who complained to a friend that his wife had cut him
down to twice a week.
A: The friend said, "Hell that's not so bad, I know... - The Japanese have created a word to mean vomit:
Bushusuru... - Roses are red,
Pickles are green,
I like your legs,
And what's in between... - Roses are red, Pickles are green,
I like ur legs and all that's between... - My very earnest mother just served us nine
pickles... - Comet - it tastes like listerine..
Comet - it makes your teeth turn green.
Comet - it makes you vomit... So try Comet, and Vomit... - Never put off till tomorrow what you can
ignore... - Things are often what they
seem.....
From the same category:
- Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed
Swim... - Eat an entire bag of cheese curls at once. When you are finished,
see how many times you can make orange fingerprints... - Listen to radio
static... - Hide a bunch of potato chips and Ho Hos in the bottom of a trash can.
When you get hungry, root around in the trash. Find... - Array thirteen toothbrushes of different colors on your dresser.
Refuse to discuss them...
