Remove your door. Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due).
Related:
- 100 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
eats meat.
Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie... - Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just
for a couple of weeks... - Burn all your waste paper while eyeing your roommate
suspiciously... - If your ship doesn't come in,
swim out to it... - Leave a declaration of war on your roommate's desk.
Include a list of grievances... - THOUGHT YOU MIGHT GET A KICK OUT OF THESE (ACTUAL!) SIGNS:
Sign in London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS... - Heredity: If your parents had no kids,
you won't... - Hide your underwear and socks in your roommate's closet.
Accuse him/her of stealing it... - ODD SIGNS FROM ENGLAND
1. IN A LAUNDROMAT: Automatic washing machines.
Please remove all your clothes when the light goes...
From the same category:
- Shelve all your books with the spines facing the wall.
Complain loudly that you can never find the book that... - Spend all your money on Transformers. Play with them at night.
If your roommate says anything, tell him/her with a... - Fake a heart attack. When your roommate gets the paramedics to come,
pretend nothing happened... - Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim
and MSG... - Whenever he/she is about to fall asleep, ask questions that start with "Didja ever wonder why.
" Be creative...
