Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
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because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was
From werner Wed Oct 26 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000001... - If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke
because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was
Years ago, I was taking an algebra class over the summer... - Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo
If your roommate complains, explain that it is for... - From the Dukakis campaign---
Dukakis and his wife
Kitty, are frequently quite affectionate in public... - A salesmen while on the road went to his motel room tired and beat
Upon pulling down the sheets and about ready to go... - Things You Would Never Know Without The Movies
** During all police investigations
it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least... - De Ebonics Crimmus Poem
Wuz de nite befo Crimmus;
And all ower da hood
ereybody wuz' sleepin'; Dey wuz sleepin' good. We hunged... - If you MUST reply to a rejection, include a description of your joke
because there is 0 chance I will remember which one it was
From werner Wed Jul 13 14:06:34 1988 Flags: 000000000000... - Bill Clinton (President-Elect) was at the Arkansas War Veterans Memorial
Service today
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. A DRAFT DODGER "honoring" war veterans...
