Recite entire movie scripts (e.g. "The Road Warrior," "Repo Man," Casablanca,") almost inaudibly.
Related:
- T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+-
G-A+U-G-E-... - T#H#E#F#T##R#E#S#I#S#T#A#N#T##T#A#G#L#IN#E#
... - That's 'G-R-A-T-E Expectations,' also by Edmund
Wells... - T.A.F.E C O U R S E S
A U T U M N
S E M E S T E R E V E N I N G C L A S S E S ... - So - this is a brief summary of Hinduism.
Once upon a time there were two sets of first cousins,
the Pandavs and the Kauravs. Their fathers, Dhritarastra... - Conscience is God's presence in man
- E.... - Once upon a time there was a
mathematician who found an equation for
GOD.
It was, of course, a very complicated equation but... - One afternoon a man was walking along a farm road with his daughter,
when they came upon two sheep. The two sheep were...
From the same category:
- Spend all your money on Jolt Cola. Drink it all. Stack the cans in the middle of your room.
Number them... - Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night.
Close them as soon as you wake up... - Inject his/her twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim
and MSG... - Kill roaches with a monkey wrench while playing Wagnerian arias on a kazoo.
If your roommate complains, explain that it is for... - Remove your door.
Ship it to your roommate's parents (postage due)...
