Move you roommate's personal effects around. Start subtlety. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually glue everything s/he owns to the ceiling.
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1. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate
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By Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize Winning Columnist
From The Boston Sunday Globe,
August 20, 1989 Today we're going to explore the mysterious... - Things to do When Bored
-Wax the ceiling -Rearrange political campaign signs
-Sharpen your teeth -Play Houdini with one of your siblings
-Braid your dog's hair -Clean and polish your belly button
-Water your dog.
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10. Walks around campus wearing nothing but a spiral notebook
9.
He orders Big Macs with extra condoms 8. Whenever... - W H Y C O P S H A T E Y O U <<<<<<
-if you have to ask get out of the way-
Have you ever been stopped by a traffic cop and, while... - A nifty, if difficult, practical joke:
This only really works with friends
(preferably the trusting type).
Get the victim to your house, then talk (or do whatever... - REASONS TO STAY STRESSED:
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Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of
Montgomery,
Alabama: These should come in handy at work or when... - A bartender has a problem with a regular customer who nightly proclaims that
he's the baddest ass person around.
Eventually tiring of this boasting, the bartender...
