Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
Related:
- PROFESSOR EPPENDORF'S LABORATORY NOVELTIES AND PRACTICAL JOKES
by Zev Winicur
X-RAY SPECS
Forget the cheap,
plastic x-ray specs from yesteryear. These battery... - Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers
through it... - Real programmers don't write specs...
they wear them... - My doctor gives X-rays for any complaint. If you have a cough,
he'll X-ray your throat; a cramp calls for a body... - Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks
infected... - THE REAL REASON STEVIE WONDER AND RAY CHARLES WEAR DARK GLASSES IS NOT
BECAUSE THEY ARE BLIND.
BOTH HAVE BLUE EYES... - Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your
kleenex to other passengers... - Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in
your nose... - Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce
to the other passengers that this is your "personal...
From the same category:
- Pull your gum out of your mouth in long
strings... - Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce
to the other passengers that this is your "personal... - Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button
for them... - Make race car noises when anyone gets on
or off... - Leave a box between the
doors...
