Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Related:
- THE BIG PIG
Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of
Montgomery,
Alabama: These should come in handy at work or when... - Mandatory Vacation
Two women were comparing notes on the difficulties of running a small
business.
"I started a new practice last year," the first one... - It's a small world,
but I wouldn't want to paint it... - It's a small world,
but I wouldn't want to paint it... - God did not create the world in seven days.
He partied for six and then pulled an all-nighter... - A Senator, a clergyman, and a Boy Scout were passengers
in a small plane that developed engine trouble.
The pilot announced, "We'll have to bail out. Unfortunately... - World's First Parallel Processed Human
Being... - People Who Should Be Phased Out (by George Carlin)
** Guy's who always harmonize the last few notes of "Happy Birthday."
** People over 40 who can't put on reading glasses without making
self-conscious remarks about their advancing age.
** Guys who wink when they're kidding. ** Men who propose... - Crossbred Dogs
Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter,
a traditional Christmas pet Kerry Blue Terrier...
