Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Related:
- THE BIG PIG
Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of
Montgomery,
Alabama: These should come in handy at work or when... - Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button
for them... - Stupid People...
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say,
"I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would... - Lean over to another passenger and whisper:
"Noogie patrol coming... - Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I've got new socks on... - Wanna see my PeeWee Herman
impression... - Wanna come up and see my
etchings... - Do ya guys wanna hear a fast joke?
(Yes) -Do ya wanna hear another one... - Ask to see
a menu...
