Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Related:
- THE BIG PIG
Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of
Montgomery,
Alabama: These should come in handy at work or when... - Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your
kleenex to other passengers... - Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in
your nose... - Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers
through it... - Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other
passengers... - The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a
commercial airliner are seated,
waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can... - Don't ask me;
I was hired for my looks... - Don't ask me;
I was hired for my looks... - Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce
to the other passengers that this is your "personal...
