Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Related:
- THE BIG PIG
Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of
Montgomery,
Alabama: These should come in handy at work or when... - Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button
for them... - Where are huge tracts of land when you
need them... - I'm very religious --
Orthodox Cynic... - I'm not religious. God willing,
I never will be... - WHAT DO YOU CALL A MEXICAN WITH A VASECTOMY?
A DRY MARTINEZ.
HOW DO YOU MAKE A BULL SWEAT? GIVE HIM A TIGHT JERSEY... - Lean over to another passenger and whisper:
"Noogie patrol coming... - Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce:
"I've got new socks on... - What's a cannibal's favorite religious text?
How to Serve Your Fellow Man...
