Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
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Received the following communication from Poor Innocent Guy Asa of
Montgomery,
Alabama: These should come in handy at work or when... - Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm
handshake and ask them to call you Admiral... - Hey! Your Trakball is
upside down... - Hey! Your Trakball is
upside down... - There I was,
upside down at 10,000... - They burst their manacles and
wear the... - Lots of women were in the GOP convention spotlight.
They were the ones wearing name tags that said, "Hi... - Experience is the name everyone gives to their
mistakes... - A draftee went for his physical wearing a truss and with papers
that were stamped "M.E." for "Medically Exempt".
Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his...
