These drastic measures were inadvertently taken in notes written by parents
to excuse their children's absences from school.
to excuse their children's absences from school.
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- EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME
(This was posted at work
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school... - A family had lived in Brooklyn for three years, and their eight-year-old son
had attended a Brooklyn public school for the past two years
The people of Brooklyn are renowned for their unusual... - LOS ANGELES TIMES, September 14, 1987:
According to a database maintained by Academic Guidance Services
there are 3,000 scholarships earmarked for golf caddies... - From: neighorn@qiclab.UUCP (Steve Neighorn)
Subject
Thank Heavens for Schools Date: 14 Jun 88 21:03:42... - And who says our educational system is in dire straits
I submit these compilations as testimony to the debate... - Please excuse Ray Friday from school
He has very loose vowels... - Edited by Brad Templeton. MAIL, yes MAIL your jokes to watmath!looking!funny
Attribute the joke's source if at all possible. I...
