Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.
Related:
- Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday.
She was in bed with gramps... - My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired.
She spent the weekend with the Marine's... - EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME
(This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school... - Please excuse Gloria from Jim today.
She is administrating... - Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hurt in the growing part... - Please excuse pedro from being absent yesterday.
He had (several mispellings of diarrhea crossed... - Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak... - Please excuse Mary for being absent," wrote another parent.
"She was sick and I had her shot...
From the same category:
- Sally won't be in school a week from Friday.
We have to attend a funeral... - These drastic measures were inadvertently taken in
notes written by parents to excuse their children's... - If you think that today's students aren't learning all they should,
check out some of the writing miscreated by their... - My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E.
today," wrote a parent. "Please execute him... - In all fairness to pupils throughout the land, I must point out that
slaughtering the English language is a practice that is not limited opnly to
students.
An astonishing number of grownups...
