Please excuse my son's tardiness. I forgot to wake him up and I did not
find him till I started making the beds.
find him till I started making the beds.
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Gentlemen:
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Gentlemen:
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And all ower da hood;
ereybody wuz' sleepin'; Dey wuz sleepin' good. We hunged... - When I was in a six person suite of rooms, one of my room mates was a
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"I'm going fishing."
Really means.
"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and...
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