Irving was absent this morning because he missed his bust.
Related:
- John has been absent because he had two teeth taken
off his face... - Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football.
He was hurt in the growing part... - EXCUSES ACTUALLY RECEIVED BY SCHOOLS VIA NOTES FROM HOME
(This was posted at work.
I do not know the author/editor. Sorry) * Dear school... - Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak... - In the Garden of Eden sat Adam,
Massaging the bust of his madam,
He chuckled with mirth, For he knew that on earth... - DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POLACK WHO:
Spent four days in Sears looking for wheels for a miscarriage?
Took his expectant wife to the grocery store because... - A little old Jewish man and women are discussing marriage.
They spend hour upon hour talking about their likes... - A Nice Jewish Dog...
A guy gets a new dog, a nice Jewish dog.
So he calls him Irving. He can't wait to show him off...
From the same category:
- These drastic measures were inadvertently taken in
notes written by parents to excuse their children's... - Please excuse Tom for being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak... - Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday.
She was in bed with gramps... - Irving was absent this morning because he missed
his bust... - John has been absent because he had two teeth taken
off his face...
