If you think that today's students aren't learning all they should, check
out some of the writing miscreated by their moms and dads. the following are
actual excuse notes received by teachers.
out some of the writing miscreated by their moms and dads. the following are
actual excuse notes received by teachers.
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Dear Bank Manager,
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Von Neumann supposedly had the habit of simply writing... - Von Neumann and Norbert Wiener were both the subject of many dotty
professor stories.
Von Neumann supposedly had the habit of simply writing... - Sometimes you just have to wonder...
I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and
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