When you smell an oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide
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- The Following are all Quotes from 11yr old Student's Science
Exams
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin... - THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ... - I think Santa Claus is a woman....
I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth
but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas... - I think I have one of these books. It is by George Heyduke (Hayduke?)
When I read it, I was practically overcome with mirth... - A very fancy lady went to the doctor complaining that she was
passing a great deal of gas
She told the doctor, "It doesn't make any noise or... - It's probably a bad day when
you find a dead fish in your underwear... - Q: How do you know when there is an elephant in the bath with you
A: You can smell the peanuts on his breath... - YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF ....................
YOU'RE PROBABLY A REDNECK IF
When you take your trash to the dump and you return... - Now you are cooking
with gas...
