For fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the nearest medical doctor.
Related:
- The Following are all Quotes from 11yr old Student's Science
Exams
Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin... - THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ... - THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS
Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ... - From davidbe@sco.UUCP Wed Feb 15 18:30:06 1989
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000000000000 From: davidbe@sco.UUCP Subject: A Song... - GIVE YOURSELVES A HAND
excerpted from
"Kids Who Eat Paste
performed by The Brunching Shuttlecocks written... - Woman in her 40's never had sex. She decides to go to an
oriental doctor to find out what was wrong with her
since she had heard so much about their ancient herb... - Another practical joke under the guise of a co-ordination test is the
following
Ask your victim to take a quarter and place it on a... - While looking for a Real Job (read: technical writing)
I've been paying the bills doing medical transcription... - This tagline vibrates if you rub it the
right way...
