Did you hear about the Greek who left home because he
didn't like the way he was reared?
He went back because he couldn't leave his brothers behind.
What do you call a Greek girl who keeps running away from home?
A virgin.
In Greece, how do they separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.
What's the Greek army's motto?
"Never Leave Your Buddy's Behind."
didn't like the way he was reared?
He went back because he couldn't leave his brothers behind.
What do you call a Greek girl who keeps running away from home?
A virgin.
In Greece, how do they separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.
What's the Greek army's motto?
"Never Leave Your Buddy's Behind."
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