HEAVEN is when
The police is English
The cook is French
The mechanics is German
The lover is Italian
Everything is organized by Swiss
And there are absolutely NO Belgium drivers
HELL is when
The police is German
The cook is English
The mechanics is French
The lover Swiss
The driver Belgium
and everything is organized by Italians
The police is English
The cook is French
The mechanics is German
The lover is Italian
Everything is organized by Swiss
And there are absolutely NO Belgium drivers
HELL is when
The police is German
The cook is English
The mechanics is French
The lover Swiss
The driver Belgium
and everything is organized by Italians
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