Why did God create WASP's?
Someone has to buy retail!
What do WASP's think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is?
A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers.
How can you tell if a WASP is sexually excited?
The stiff upper lip.
What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
Dating a Canadian.
What does a little WASP girl want to be when she grows up?
"The very best person I possibly can."
What's a WASP's idea of social security?
An ancestor on the Mayflower.
Why did the WASP cross the street?
To get to the middle of the road.
What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
A dinner party.
What do WASPs think of the Mideast situation?
Well, Newport is all right, but EVERYbody goes to the Cape.
How does a WASP propose marriage?
"How would you like to be buried with my people?"
What's a WASP's idea of affirmative action?
Hiring South American jockeys.
What do WASPs say after sex?
"Thank you very much. I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
What's a WASP's definition of conspicuous consumption?
A Sunfish with a spinnaker.
What do you call a WASP with a four-inch prick?
Well hung
How can you tell when a WASP is dead?
He lets go of his wallet
What do you call a WASP virgin?
You can't. Her number's unlisted
What's a WASP's favourite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
What does a professional WASP call her boss?
Daddy
How many wasps does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. Two to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
What is a WASP menage a trois?
Two headaches and one hard-on.
Why do WASPs play golf?
So they can dress like pimps.
What is the definition of a WASP?
Someone who gets out of the shower to take a leak.
How did the New Jersey hockey team drown?
Spring training.
Did you hear about the New Yorker who bought 4 snow tires?
They melted on the way home.
What's New York foreplay?
"Wake up, bitch!"
Why do WASP women wear long skirts?
To hide the "No Pest" strips.
Heard about the WASP who couldn't spell?
He spent the night in a warehouse.
What did the WASP do before going to a cockfight?
He greased his zipper.
What's a wrench?
A place where people from New York raise cattle.
Someone has to buy retail!
What do WASP's think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is?
A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers.
How can you tell if a WASP is sexually excited?
The stiff upper lip.
What's a WASP's idea of open-mindedness?
Dating a Canadian.
What does a little WASP girl want to be when she grows up?
"The very best person I possibly can."
What's a WASP's idea of social security?
An ancestor on the Mayflower.
Why did the WASP cross the street?
To get to the middle of the road.
What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?
A dinner party.
What do WASPs think of the Mideast situation?
Well, Newport is all right, but EVERYbody goes to the Cape.
How does a WASP propose marriage?
"How would you like to be buried with my people?"
What's a WASP's idea of affirmative action?
Hiring South American jockeys.
What do WASPs say after sex?
"Thank you very much. I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
What's a WASP's definition of conspicuous consumption?
A Sunfish with a spinnaker.
What do you call a WASP with a four-inch prick?
Well hung
How can you tell when a WASP is dead?
He lets go of his wallet
What do you call a WASP virgin?
You can't. Her number's unlisted
What's a WASP's favourite song?
"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"
What does a professional WASP call her boss?
Daddy
How many wasps does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three. Two to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
What is a WASP menage a trois?
Two headaches and one hard-on.
Why do WASPs play golf?
So they can dress like pimps.
What is the definition of a WASP?
Someone who gets out of the shower to take a leak.
How did the New Jersey hockey team drown?
Spring training.
Did you hear about the New Yorker who bought 4 snow tires?
They melted on the way home.
What's New York foreplay?
"Wake up, bitch!"
Why do WASP women wear long skirts?
To hide the "No Pest" strips.
Heard about the WASP who couldn't spell?
He spent the night in a warehouse.
What did the WASP do before going to a cockfight?
He greased his zipper.
What's a wrench?
A place where people from New York raise cattle.
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