What's transparent and lies in the gutter?
A Pakistani with the shit kicked out of him.
A Paki went to his butcher and asked to buy a cow. The butcher asked him how
he would like it cut, halves, quarters, whatever. The Paki replied that he
wanted a whole cow alive and on the hoof!! The butcher asked him where he
was going to keep it and the Paki said, "In my apartment with myself and my
wife, my paents, her parents, his nephews and their families." The butcher
asked, "What about the smell!!" The Paki answered, "The cow will get used to
it!!"
A Pakistani with the shit kicked out of him.
A Paki went to his butcher and asked to buy a cow. The butcher asked him how
he would like it cut, halves, quarters, whatever. The Paki replied that he
wanted a whole cow alive and on the hoof!! The butcher asked him where he
was going to keep it and the Paki said, "In my apartment with myself and my
wife, my paents, her parents, his nephews and their families." The butcher
asked, "What about the smell!!" The Paki answered, "The cow will get used to
it!!"
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