Hello, this is Marlin's answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life. After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative message. Thanks.
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- The Canonical List of Telephone Answering Machine Messages
"Hi!
I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your... - Answering machines. Nowadays almost everyone has one,
complete with a snappymessage of their own device... - Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin, and I'm *so*
depressed.
I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner... - Just after the earthquake a friend of mine put on his answering machine:
"Hi, this is Jeff. We can't get to the phone right... - From Sourcebook Magazine, Summer 1990, by Dan Gutman:
Would the invention of the telephone ever have gotten... - One voice: I didn't expect an answering machine.
Another voice:
Nobody expects an answrering machine. Our... - This is Dan Cassidy's answering machine. Please leave your name and number,
and after I've doctored the tape, your message will... - My answering machine reads, with spooky music in the background,
or Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D minor, "Hello. You... - When I was taking a 300 level computer science class in college
there was a girl in the class that was a good friend of mine,
she was one of those people that was accademiclly briliant...
